Tribute

its the exams period again and i wont be blogging crap for the time being. very depressing period. only 2 papers to sit for, what a waste of time. i would probably doze off to sleep while writing program codes.



Till i kill off those two papers shall i blog again.


On a brighter note, the jerseys for BB soccer team have been ordered. Tentatively, it would be ready by approx 2 weeks. wah lau whey! Great start for the new season.

I may not have said this before, but i love my friends. You guys know who you are. With the exception of Cik Siti NurHuda-irritating-nak-mampos, you guys like Itimi Dol, Cagu Azmir, BauKaki Yann, iMonBuncit, Aufa-iRobot and all the others..well u guys are great.

Cik Siti NurHuda-irritating-nak-mampos? She's been exceptionally great haha.

On my way to Woodlands today, i was squeezed in the train behind 3 Mat-kedi-gile-ketiak-bau confident. They were wearing sleeveless shirts while making jokes and laughing effeminately, covering their mouths and exposing their bulu ketiak bau masam. I was amused at their demeanour and while one of them, who looks like Cagu Azmir by the way, took some time to look at me. Then, while exchanging effeminate glances, they laughed again, closing their mouths. They were so lembut-nak-mampos, i swore i could knock them out by showing them my middle finger. They then proceeded making jokes..i could define it was a joke because being a mat-kepo-cute, i switched off my ipod, ruffled by their feminine laughter by now, to listen to what they were talking about.

One of the jokes were about shit sumting sumting, then "oops! censored la a bit..." , one of them exclaimed. haha..i wah piang-ed my way out of the train, crossing their ketiak masam again, as Woodlands beckoned.

Somehow, those 3 fags reminded me of those idiots who write "sh*t" or say "toot" as if the intent is somehow less offensive to read or hear than the actual word.

Dunia punye dalam.

Off to torture my brains now, till my next entry.

Signing off,

How come people today are too much of a pussy to smack their own kids? When i was a kid and i screwed up, my parents beat the shit out of me. Nowadays, the capital punishment for a kid is seemingly getting grounded or deduction of pocket money. What's the point? Grounding your kid by sending him to his room to play computer games and read comics all day? Or by deducting his pocket money so that he would have to steal from you or extort money from innocent but fucking cool nerds like me?

Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you dont beat the shit out of your kid when they fall out of line, the next thing u know your son would be bankrupt of values. Or your daughter could be calling other people bitches while behaving like one. You tell them to clean their room and if they say "NO!", you smack them. It works. Dont listen to those assholes on TV with their bullshit pseudo-intellectual advice on bringing up your child the cultured way. You get spoilt kids as the output. You get kids from cultured families who probably havent been beaten up by their parents behaving like they are some kind of big shit. I think they behave more or less the same like the kids their cultured parents look down upon and demand them to steer clear of.

The problem is that kids nowadays think that their opinion matter. By not beating up your kid, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they think they could get away with anything and they could act or talk like nothing ever happened when they do something wrong. Thats why you get asswipes with their egos bigger than the world thinking that the world revolves around them. Thats why u get people acting like they hate hyporites while behaving like one. These people are the product of a negligible amount of beating.

Just because these kids have a fair amount of, 4 or 5 years to be exact, secondary school experiences, they perceive themselves to be of superior knowledge position, so much so that they could tell other beings unknown to them to brush up on their vocabulary, for instance. So much so that they could bestow other people names with nonchalance.

These activities could have been avoided if they were beaten up and taught manners while on the journey to growing up.

So, parents should not neglect their duties. Beat up your kids early so they do not grow up to tell other people " Your parents never teach u manners one. " because its wrong. If your parents really taught you manners, you needn't have said so.

Remember, never take any shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots who call other people names.

People don't know the difference between discipline and child abuse.

Dear diary,



i'm so excited today. i saw sylvester sim in town today and he was soooooo cuteeee!!
i love the way he acts mysterious by wearing an all-black outfit, looking downwards to avoid attention while wearing a cap adorned with the letters S-Y-L-V-E-S-T-E-R in silver..so clever! im also happy that brad pitt has separated with jen..finally i stand a chance..hehe..but nvm liaoz. i love 5566 more! eh no liaoz..i love sylvester sim more..tee hee! how i wish i could get a guy with brad pitt' face..usher's body..sly's cuteness and 5566's boyband singing abilities so he could serenade me till i get bored of him and dump him eventually..haiz..tat would be so cool..

ok la diary, i going to watch sly's video alredy..i think he rock! he rock better than iron maiden combined with metallica sia..he rocks my world!

Signing off,

Die-hard Slymate



i think the article above depicts the rampant obsession of teenagers with people of star status today. Any critiscm of their idols is considered blasphemy. Everybody else looks like Ninja Turtles except for 5566. At the rate we are going, i think we can do away with the saying "Love conquers all." Yeah exaggeration u may say..but take a look at this report before u suggest any retort.

Flashback: Jan 6,2005

" Miss Ting pang, 22, broke up with her boyfriend and quit her job to chase Sylvester Sim full-time. She also spent $5,000 voting for Sly.
Yet, she insisted she would still support and chase Sly even if he's happily attached because the reason she idolised him in the first place was for his 'talent'."

tsk tsk..girls, dont try this at home. need we say more abt that?
yea not everyone behave that way but there are ppl like that and u might just be one of them. I think the girl cited above is the generic template upon which all girls have deep in them. That is, the need to have a star idol. Measures should be taken to curtail passion before it turns into obsession.

i say true love is the most expensive commodity to own for the past century.

Well, maybe some people think im writing crap. That's ok because supposedly "blogging is fun. fun is blogging" wat. "fuck inspirations" wat.

sarcastic? writing gibberish? im a bitch bcos i make u realise how full of shit u are?

suck my balls.

i think i have secret superhuman powers because i can make ice melt just by staring at them for a long time. can u?

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