This is a remake of that cool movie which critics are ostracising from the society because they felt that the plot was predictable and wasnt strong enough.I believe this remake of that movie would be a box office hit and would take the world by storm.Now showing at the nearest cinema near you.what the heck??!?

i have made the penultimate decision not to cut my hair.

Especially since my dearest gf have forbidden me to adhere to the hairstyle i want.The Partially-Botak-Tinggal-Rambot-Sikit-One-Korner style.

Every measure taken and every desire that i have to cut my hair is deeply regretted.I have been so enlightened by this single photo that a strong aura of diverging enthusiasm has taken over me.And i no longer have the burning desire to cut my hair just because its long and untidy.Please forgive my actions.I have since vowed to keep my hair and groom it to its best.I hope all the smart-haired people and Abang-Abang Rambot-Centre-Parting-Flop-Poppy will repent and be enlightened.And to ultimately groom their hair just like i have decided to.Together,we will go about our crusade to creating the perfect hair.No amount of wind can blow it away and spoil the skillfully designed hair.I hereby denounce the participation of other different styles of hair except this particular style which is sooo bloody cool.So Swoon-Some!!


What a masterpiece!

Waste no time,go to the nearest salon get this new cool hairstyle!

Love is Blind


i wonder,what are the criterions in which a girl chooses her guy? is it based on only looks?or is it the wealth factor?or maybe a smooth talking guy who has bags(or rather sacks)of different lines of sweet words?or is it rather how the guy gets to snag the girl based on his capabilities?

If its based on the last two reasons,it would probably answer my doubts and curiosity as to why a lot pretty and hot girls are walking around town in the arms of pimplish-faced,gelled-up hair and below-average looking guys(to put it nicely)..haha..that has been the most profound of my theories in many years..well curiosity the better of me..never say cannot what..curiosity will get the better of you if u constantly think.For your info,Stupidity killed the cat.Curiosity was framed.

Well,in a nutshell,just what kind of guys would appeal most to girls?Well in the olden days when abang-abang polis were still wearing short khaki pants and donning that stupid helmet on their heads,love was the only main criteria.(in most cases at least)Well,in the modern era where the time between sweet mushy lines such as "you are the best anybody could have" to "i want a break up" is incredibly short and girls change their partners like they change their panties,based on the temper-provoking reason "bcos i suddenly realised that this wasnt what i wanted,its not going to work out.its not you,its just me afterall.",im not really sure its based on the former.Hence,it re-ignited my interest in which what actually were these girls looking for?

To make things easier and relatively easier to understand,i'll give a few examples.

Wat if..



this guy above is really a romantic at heart,very faithful(like totally!),and likes a certain girl and would love her with all his heart.The only problem is,he is poor and doesn't have that "cool" factor.Would the girl reciprocate his feelings for her?

i doubt so.


Wat if...

There is a guy who is very very rich,born with a golden spoon in his mouth,has everything a girl would ever dream of in financial terms,but he is a jerk and and goes around with different girls.Ripping every girl out of their feelings just when the affinity is developed.But the problem is...he looks like this..



Would girls still want him?

Certainly,there would be..


Wat if..



he is a sweet talker and could charm a girl with his sweet talkings and flattery..on top of that,he is also rich..but for the plain fact that he looks like a monkey's buttock..would girls still be willing to be charmed by him?

i dunno..but theres a high possibility(i wouldnt want to assume)..haha...

Of course,some people may argue that this is a stereotypical view of girls and it is a one-sided theory.And not everyone may agree with this.But,pardon the pun,if there isnt a centimetre of truth in this,how did the stereotypical view which has been going on for aeons come about?Definitely,there is some truth in it.

So,ponder about it..u just wouldnt know what girls nowadays look for in a guy.

Especially a nerd like me..what hope do i have..hahah...

Hence,the analogy "LOVE" is blind.

i need somebody to tell me..just what is the heck of a big deal with reality tv?is it real?or is it just a charade going on behind those oh-so-real moments.On a psychological note,the characters involved in the show obviously wouldnt want him/herself to look bad behind the camera shots..especially since its shown on national tv.Would u tink they would dig their noses or scratch their buttocks like they always do?well,thats "reality" tv for u.
There will always be unreal or exaggerated or pretentious moments where the character will imagine at the back of his/her head,and will showcase it to national tv.So?doesnt it beat the whole fucking point of it being?Spending $$ to produce a show which is absolutely contradictory and suspect to what its being called or known as.On the whole picture,its just another smart move by producers to twiddle with a new revolutionary brand of tv shows..haha...so therefore i conclude that reality tv is FAKE! well,at least to a certain extent.

FUCK..what?u dont believe me?

ok liaozz..i'll give u examples then..


example 1: NEWLYWEDS..or whatever it is called..

do u even think jessica is really that stupid and an airhead?obviously she trying to act cute and play up to the camera...to boost her record sales or worldwide popularity maybe?..wel it doesnt really matter as she sings quite well..but u could find moments of uncertainty whether those are real or not if u THINK..

example 2: The Bachelor

is it even real u may ask yourself now..girls chasing after a not-that-good-looking guy and wanting to marry him that easily?only after a few months?it really does define the four letter word-- love--on a sarcastic note.obviously the top priority is the cash waiting to be won rather than her crusade to find real love.in this case,on a realistic point of view,the guy is actually a scapegoat in a quest to promote reality tv.that probably explains why he is not-so-gd looking.

hence,the analogy "reality tv is fake tv".

in a nutshell,its is the anti-thesis of the "reality tv is the new revolution" gimmick.this article basically narrates and looks at the perspective of tv shows baing manipulated to suit the modern demand.in other words,conforming to society's standards.

I start or engage in an argument(on in this case,comments..haha)to win and to assert my opinions and viewpoints onto others.Therefore,it is only REALISTIC that i should potray a desire to admit to wanting to win the argument..hahah!(although i have to agree that many people wont agree with my viewpoint,heck,i don't conform to society's standards!)

one day,in the world of IRC:

general_buttcrack : hi, nak rapatkan silatulrahim? (my new pick up line!)
japgerl87 : oh boleh, asl?
general_buttcrack : 19/m/s'pore
japgerl87 : oh, me 17/f
general_buttcrack : oh, cool...
japgerl87 : oh youre so smooth..
japgerl87 : oh, you concept apa?
general_buttcrack : huh? concept? hows that? whaddya mean?
japgerl87 : concept ah... like me, im a jap girl...
general_buttcrack : wat the fuck is that?
japgerl87 : oh, that means im into japanese..
general_buttcrack : oh so youre incorporating popular japanese culture into your style of dressing and appearance? although you're malay and you're not proud of your own culture so, you fake a new identity based on what you think is "cool"?
japgerl87 : duuhhhhh....errr...yeah... so whats your concept?
general_buttcrack : dressing like an ol' fashioned buttcrack?
japgerl87: so that means you dont have a concept ah... eeee kental siiiaaakkkk!!!
general_buttcrack : do i have to have one?
japgerl87 : yah! like duh! i dont talk to budak budak kental ah...

Of course,by natural instinct,u would have thought that i was general_buttcrack.if u did,u were wrong..haha...the stated above is entirely imaginatively made up with an inkling and sprinkling of creativity,portraying whats happening in teenage social circles today.Sad,but True..This may have been exaggerated a bit but the main bullshit content is left intact.Ok... as i was struggling to recover from this bullshit... a lot of stuff raced thru my mind... what the fuck is a fucking japgerl? pardon my language... and it makes me realise i have to leave those 'mat tapereds' alone... cos... you cant comment on what others are wearing unless they are really incongruous and therefore humorous... but why the hell do u come up with a "concept"? Conjuring a "code" to adhere to and being very careful not to deviate from your "concept"... and ive seen 'mat tapereds' sniggering at "untapered" members of the community, at how "uncool" they are compared to the tapered brethren... exactly how japgerl84 saw me as... so now im considered "kental siiiaaakkk!!!"... and i am striving to change that... so.... ive decided to come up with my own concept to conform to society's expectations.... im gonna be a "mak mak"... concept "mak mak"..izinnit ingenius? now, i can hide behind a concept that allows me to be myself... bitter and cynical about teenage society and culture! and i've even came up with my own catch- phrase... it goes something like this... "EH! JANGAN TAK ADA ADAT EH!!!"... seriously... ill take over the world... even "abang-abangs" will bow to me... cos.. im "mak-mak"! muahahahah!!

the problem with beautiful girls is that they have a lot of self-esteem problems, this makes them insecure and wanna beat the shit out of their boyfriends if they so much as think about other girls... of course this is just my opinion or you might call it hypothesis, coming out of my head filled with nothing else other than paedophilia... haha...
beautiful girls take pride in the way they look, cos thats their money maker... they do everything to enhance or maintain it because they think that its what will make the guy stay and not look for other girls... the stated is only true if the relationship is built upon superficiality...they(most of them anyway) do not really build on their other talents because they are generally contented as they are, blessed by the gods with good genes... so this results in them being proud of nothing else other than their looks... they are incredibly offended when their physical attributes are commented on... they are mainly insecure because they are afraid their boyfriends will find someone better, someone who is more fun to be with, or *gasp* someone more beautiful... they spend all their time worrying about this that they forget that they should remedy the situation by actually treating their boyfriends right for once and cast those unfounded accusations out of sight... and when they or their boyfriends leave them, the first thing they say is that they have no problem finding other guys... no shortage of suitors... the thing is... so i was just a statistic? there is more to relationship than just boasting about how many ex-es you have... im with you because i wanna find love, not so i can boast about "oh i was (insert girl's name here) boyfriend once siiiiaaaakkk!!" they need to be brought down to earth and practise humility... cos the main freaking problem lies with them...